The Coffee Commandments

Some random thoughts of mine from a coffee shop.

• Thou shalt know thy order before approaching the counter
• Thou shalt not hog the cream station for extended periods of time
• Thou shalt wipe up thy coffee mess after a spill
• Thou shalt not prefix thy coffee order with more than three descriptive words
• Thou shalt not setup a laptop on a table for six when drinking alone
• Thou shalt not order any item that cannot be reliably pronounced
• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s coffee barista
• Thou shalt not order the devil’s brew – “non fat, no-foam, extra hot latte”
• Thou shalt not put 5 cent syrup in a 5 dollar drink
• Thou shalt not spend more on coffee than on RRSPs or 401ks