A Journey Through Stupidity

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So tonight (after a bit of wine) I decided to blow my hotmail account away completely and never look back. Unfortunately, as soon as I tried the circus music started playing and the adventure truly began.

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Step 1, tell hotmail to go fuck itself. This involves telling hotmail to close down my account. While fucking itself.

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Oh no! Danger Wil Robinson! Cannot close down your account. Apparently there's some Microsoft mail thing associated with my account, and I have to close that down first. Not a prob. I'll gladly fuck over two Microsoft things at the same time:

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Microsoft says "just joking." Apparently I need to go to some separate billing site first, and de-associate my account with some phantom billing thing. For some reason it thinks I'm paying for some service, even though I'm not. At least, I better not be. No problem, I'll just stroll on over and remove it.

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No billing account exists. Game over. Did you hear that?

That is the sound of Microsoft inevitability.