I just realized I don’t own any glasses, just mugs
My plants are all dead or dying
My christmas tree is still up
I don’t look at bills before I pay them, I typically just pay a random amount and hope it’s right
I’ve lived in my current apartment for two and a half years, and I still don’t [...]
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Ten Reasons Why I Need A Girlfriend

Relationships
I have no idea where this even came from, because Joe is already married, but for some reason we started talking about long distance relationships tonight on IM. This isn’t really a Duanerism, but whatever — reading it after the fact it basically represents how I fell about these kind of things:
Long Distance Relationships, [...]

Free Nachos, Enquire Within
So, this is the first blog entry I’ve written in quite some time while disconnected from the internet. I’m about 30 minutes out of San Francisco, somewhere around 40,000 feet. I feel like complete shit, and I’m really glad I decided to head back today instead of risking being down south and [...]

Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day, photo by Duane StoreyAttribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs License
I just looked at my computer clock and realized that today is Valentine’s day, and here I am, on my couch in the dark, alone. I talked with my ex-girlfriend briefly on the phone tonight, asked how she was doing, what she was up to, the same old [...]