I actually hit the sack before midnight last night, which is pretty much an unprecedented event in my life. The main reason was because I had to get up early and take my car into the shop to get some TLC.
While on my road trip a few weeks ago, a few things suddenly stopped [...]
Tomorrow I should be getting a brand new 8-core MacPro for my desk at work. In honor of that, I did up a little Mac desktop last night for anyone who likes to laugh from time to time.
Enjoy.
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So I’m currently at my mom’s place looking at her new computer. While checking out her new monitor, she spilled the goods:
Mom: “Hey, you know that blog entry about people getting to your blog by googling duanestorey.com”
Me: “Yah”
Mom: “Don’t tell anyone, but it was us.. That’s what we do”
So there you have it. [...]
So tonight (after a bit of wine) I decided to blow my hotmail account away completely and never look back. Unfortunately, as soon as I tried the circus music started playing and the adventure truly began.
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Step 1, tell hotmail to go fuck itself. This involves telling hotmail to close down [...]
Curious to know what happens in the cockpit on French airlines when your dinner is being served? You might have though that the pilots were busy doing complicated fuel calculations, or checking safety systems.
Think again! The stewardesses are coming up from and putting on a little strip show for the pilots. Added [...]
Duanelander, photo by Duane Storey [1]Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs License [2]
Yes, this is what I look like before I cut off your head and steal all your powers, bitches.
Big thanks to Clay [3] for misusing all our web design resources at work to make this possible. Apparently he thought the whole Star Wars thing was too [...]
I went through my google analytics this morning for a few minutes. The one thing that surprised me was those of you who somehow get to my site by typing “duanestorey.com” into a google search. If you are part of the 219 people who did that last month, here’s a little tip [...]
Eight easy steps:
1. Toss and turn all night
2. Fall asleep at 5am
3. Get up at 9:30am and try to head to work
4. Call a cab, and tell him to take you to work
5. Pay cab driver. Drop money all over the cab and look dumb.
6. Exit cab and close door, making sure to slam [...]